The Dicktionary (A to D)
A
Ace in the hole
Submitted by gringoleo
Acorn Andy
Action Jackson
Adam Halfpint
Admiral James T. Cock
Admiral Winky
African black snake
Afro man
AIDS baster
AIDS grenade
Alabama blacksnake
Alabama Slammer
Albino cave dweller
All day sucker
All-day sucker
Amul Baby Dick
Submitted by MrPunjabi
Anaconda
Submitted by gringoleo
Anal impaler
Anal intruder
Anal Spear
Ankle spanker
Apple-headed monster
Ass blaster
Ass Pipe
Submitted by raymond
Ass pirate
Ass wedge
Astralgod
Auger-headed gut wrench
B
Ba-donk-a-donk
Baby maker
Baby's arm holding an apple
Baby-maker
Bacon bazooker
Bacon rod
Baculum Bomber
Submitted by Saz
Badboy
Bagpipe
Submitted by gringoleo
Bald avenger
Bald butler
Bald-headed beauty
Bald-headed giggle stick
Bald-headed hermit
Bald-headed Jesus
Bald-headed yogurt slinger
Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser
Ball buddy
Baloney pony
Banana
Bat and balls
Battering ram
Bavarian Beefstick
Bayonet
Bean stalk
Beanpole
Beard splitter
Bearded burglar
Beastus maximus
Beaver buster
Beaver Cleaver
Bed snake
Beef baton
Beef bayonet
Beef belt buckle
Beef bugle
Beef bus
Beef missile
Beef soldier
Beef stick
Beefy McManstick
Bell end
Bell on a pole
Submitted by daPenisKing
Bell rope
Belly stick
Best leg of three
Bhangra Boy Babycock
Submitted by BantaSingh
Bhangra Boy Babydick
Submitted by SimranKaur
Big Dick & the twins
Big Dickus
Big Jake the ene-eyed snake
Big Jake the one-eyed snake
Big Jim & the twins
Big Jim and the Twins
Big Johnson
Big Lebowski
Big Mac
Big number one
Big red
Big rod
Big Uncle
Biggus Dickus
Bilbo Baggins
Bishop
Bishop with his nice red hat
Bitch blaster
Bitch stick
Bits and pieces
Black momba
Submitted by anonymous
Blind butler
Blind snake
Blood blunt
Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
Blood slug
Blood sword
Blow pop
Blowtorch
Blue steel
Blue vein sausage
Blue-veined jackhammer
Blue-veined junket pumper
Blue-veined piccolo
Blue-veined puss chucker
Blue-veiner
Blunt
Bob
Bob Dole
Bob Johnson
Bobo
Bone
Bone phone
Bone rollercoaster
Bone-her
Boneless beef
Boneless fish
Boner
Boney cannelloni
Boom stick
Bop gun
Bottle rocket
Bow-legged swamp donkey
Box buster
Boybrush
Bradford and the pair
Bratwurst
Breakfast burrito
Breakfast wood
Broom
Brutus
Bubba
Bud
Submitted by JOey
Buddy
Submitted by Legin
Bulbulous big-knob
Bumtickler
Bush beater
Bush rusher
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Buster McThunderstick
Butt blaster
Butt pirate
Butter churn
Butterknife
C
Camel rider
Candy cane
Canelo
Caped crusader
Captain Bilbo
Captain Crook
Captain Hook
Captain Howdy
Captain Kirk
Captain Winky
Carnal stump
Carrot
Cattle prod
Cave hunter
Cax
Cervix crusader
Cervix pounder
Chancellor
Chap
Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle
Cheese staff
Cherry picker
Cherry splitter
Chi Zi Wang
Chick sticker
Chicksicle
Chief of Staff
Chimbo
Chimney cleaner
Choad (chode)
Choo-choo
Chopper
Chorizo
Chowder dumper
Chubby
Chubby conquistador
Chum
Chunder thunder
Cigar
Circus boy
Clam digger
Clam hammer
Clam sticker
Clit tickler
Clown
Coathanger
Cob
Cock
Cock goblin
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktus
Cockus erectus
Codger
Colon cowboy
Colon crusader
Colossus
Coral branch
Corn dog
Corndog
Cornholer
Cornstalk
Cornstalk cowboy
Crack hunter
Crack smacker
Cramstick
Crank
Crank shaft
Cream bandit
Cream cannon
Cream spritzer
Cream-filled meat stick
Creamsicle
Creamstick
Crimson chitterling
Crimson Darth Vader
Crippler
Crotch cobra
Submitted by anonymous
Crotch cowboy
Crotch rocket
Crotch vomiter
Cum cannon
Cum pump
Cummingtonite
Cunny-catcher
Cunt caper
Cunt companion
Cunt pumper
Cunt rifle
Cunt scrubber
Curious George
Custard cannon
Custard chucker
Custard launcher
Custard pump
Submitted by anonymous
Cyclopic multi-veined love potion dispenser
Cyclops
Cycloptic milk spitter
D
Daddy Long-stroke
Danger the one-eyed ranger
Dangler
Submitted by teck
Dangling Chad
Dangling participle
Dart of love
Darth Vader
Davy Crockett
Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love
Delhi Doodool
Submitted by BantaSingh
Demeanor
Devil in disguise
Diamond cutter
Dick
Dickie
Dickimus Maximus
Dickis Khan
Dickory dock
Dickory-smoked coal sausage
Digit
Dildo of dildoom
Submitted by long r/dick
Diller
Dilly-ho-ho
Ding dong
Ding Dong McDork
Ding-a-ling
Ding-dong
Dingaling
Dingaroo
Dinger
Dingle
Dingle dangle
Dingledong
Dinglehopper
Dingus
Dingy
Dinker
Dinky
Dip stick
Dipstick
Dirk Diggler
Disco Stick
Divining rod
Dobber
Docking tube
Doctor's order
Dog knot
Dolphin
Donald Pump
Dong
Dong-bong
Dong-stick
Donger
Dongle
Donker
Donkey Kong
Doo-dad
Doo-dar
Doo-hickey
Doodle
Doodle dandy
Dooflinky
Dooker
Doppelganger
Submitted by anonymous
Dora the anal explorer
Dork
Doughnut holder
Dr. Cyclops
Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Wang
Dragon
Dravidian Black Cobra
Submitted by MrPunjabi
Dravidian Char-Minar
Submitted by MrPunjabi
Dravidian King Cobra
Submitted by MrPunjabi
Dribbling dart of love
Dribbling dragon
Drill bit
driver
Duke
Dumb stick
Dungula bone