The Dicktionary (all entries)
1
100% all-beef thermometer
12 inch train of pain
2
21st digit
A
Ace in the hole
Submitted by gringoleo
Acorn Andy
Action Jackson
Adam Halfpint
Admiral James T. Cock
Admiral Winky
African black snake
Afro man
AIDS baster
AIDS grenade
Alabama blacksnake
Alabama Slammer
Albino cave dweller
All day sucker
All-day sucker
Anaconda
Submitted by gringoleo
Anal impaler
Anal intruder
Anal Spear
Ankle spanker
Apple-headed monster
Ass blaster
Ass Pipe
Submitted by raymond
Ass pirate
Ass wedge
Astralgod
Auger-headed gut wrench
B
Ba-donk-a-donk
Baby maker
Baby's arm holding an apple
Baby-maker
Bacon bazooker
Bacon rod
Baculum Bomber
Submitted by Saz
Badboy
Bagpipe
Submitted by gringoleo
Bald avenger
Bald butler
Bald-headed beauty
Bald-headed giggle stick
Bald-headed hermit
Bald-headed Jesus
Bald-headed yogurt slinger
Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser
Ball buddy
Baloney pony
Banana
Bat and balls
Battering ram
Bavarian Beefstick
Bayonet
Bean stalk
Beanpole
Beard splitter
Bearded burglar
Beastus maximus
Beaver buster
Beaver Cleaver
Bed snake
Beef baton
Beef bayonet
Beef belt buckle
Beef bugle
Beef bus
Beef missile
Beef soldier
Beef stick
Beefy McManstick
Bell end
Bell on a pole
Submitted by daPenisKing
Bell rope
Belly stick
Best leg of three
Big Dick & the twins
Big Dickus
Big Jake the ene-eyed snake
Big Jake the one-eyed snake
Big Jim & the twins
Big Jim and the Twins
Big Johnson
Big Lebowski
Big Mac
Big number one
Big red
Big rod
Big Uncle
Biggus Dickus
Bilbo Baggins
Bishop
Bishop with his nice red hat
Bitch blaster
Bitch stick
Bits and pieces
Black momba
Submitted by anonymous
Blind butler
Blind snake
Blood blunt
Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
Blood slug
Blood sword
Blow pop
Blowtorch
Blue steel
Blue vein sausage
Blue-veined jackhammer
Blue-veined junket pumper
Blue-veined piccolo
Blue-veined puss chucker
Blue-veiner
Blunt
Bob
Bob Dole
Bob Johnson
Bobo
Bone
Bone phone
Bone rollercoaster
Bone-her
Boneless beef
Boneless fish
Boner
Boney cannelloni
Boom stick
Bop gun
Bottle rocket
Bow-legged swamp donkey
Box buster
Boybrush
Bradford and the pair
Bratwurst
Breakfast burrito
Breakfast wood
Broom
Brutus
Bubba
Buddy
Submitted by Legin
Bulbulous big-knob
Bumtickler
Bush beater
Bush rusher
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Buster McThunderstick
Butt blaster
Butt pirate
Butter churn
Butterknife
C
Camel rider
Candy cane
Canelo
Caped crusader
Captain Bilbo
Captain Crook
Captain Hook
Captain Howdy
Captain Kirk
Captain Winky
Carnal stump
Carrot
Cattle prod
Cave hunter
Cax
Cervix crusader
Cervix pounder
Chancellor
Chap
Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle
Cheese staff
Cherry picker
Cherry splitter
Chi Zi Wang
Chick sticker
Chicksicle
Chief of Staff
Chimbo
Chimney cleaner
Choad (chode)
Choo-choo
Chopper
Chorizo
Chowder dumper
Chubby
Chubby conquistador
Chum
Chunder thunder
Cigar
Circus boy
Clam digger
Clam hammer
Clam sticker
Clit tickler
Clown
Coathanger
Cob
Cock
Cock goblin
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktus
Cockus erectus
Codger
Colon cowboy
Colon crusader
Colossus
Coral branch
Corn dog
Corndog
Cornholer
Cornstalk
Cornstalk cowboy
Crack hunter
Crack smacker
Cramstick
Crank
Crank shaft
Cream bandit
Cream cannon
Cream spritzer
Cream-filled meat stick
Creamsicle
Creamstick
Crimson chitterling
Crimson Darth Vader
Crippler
Crotch cobra
Submitted by anonymous
Crotch cowboy
Crotch rocket
Crotch vomiter
Cum cannon
Cum pump
Cummingtonite
Cunny-catcher
Cunt caper
Cunt companion
Cunt pumper
Cunt rifle
Cunt scrubber
Curious George
Custard cannon
Custard chucker
Custard launcher
Custard pump
Submitted by anonymous
Cyclopic multi-veined love potion dispenser
Cyclops
Cycloptic milk spitter
D
Daddy Long-stroke
Danger the one-eyed ranger
Dangling Chad
Dangling participle
Dart of love
Darth Vader
Davy Crockett
Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love
Demeanor
Devil in disguise
Diamond cutter
Dick
Dickie
Dickimus Maximus
Dickory dock
Dickory-smoked coal sausage
Digit
Diller
Dilly-ho-ho
Ding dong
Ding Dong McDork
Ding-a-ling
Ding-dong
Dingaling
Dingaroo
Dinger
Dingle
Dingle dangle
Dingledong
Dinglehopper
Dingus
Dingy
Dinker
Dinky
Dip stick
Dipstick
Dirk Diggler
Disco Stick
Divining rod
Dobber
Docking tube
Doctor's order
Dog knot
Dolphin
Donald Pump
Dong
Dong-bong
Dong-stick
Donger
Dongle
Donker
Donkey Kong
Doo-dad
Doo-dar
Doo-hickey
Doodle
Doodle dandy
Dooflinky
Dooker
Doppelganger
Submitted by anonymous
Dora the anal explorer
Dork
Doughnut holder
Dr. Cyclops
Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Wang
Dragon
Dribbling dart of love
Dribbling dragon
driver
Duke
Dumb stick
Dungula bone
E
E.T.'s Stinkfinger
Early riser
Earthworm Jim
Easy rider
Egg roll
Eight inches of blunt fury
Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus
El Capitan
El Presidente
Elastic plastic
Elephant trunk
Elmer the glue shooter
Elvis
Engine cranker
Equipment
Everlasting gob-dropper
Every-other-time
Excalibur
Submitted by gringoleo
Excreting eel
Executive staff member
F
Faja
Submitted by john doe
Fallopian fiddler
Family jewels
Submitted by anonymous
Fandangle
Fandangled mandangler
Fang
Fat Albert
Fat finger
Fat Johnson
Ferret
Fetus feeler
Fiddle bow
Fiddle stick
Fire breathing dragon
Fire hose
Fire rod
Fireman Ed
Firm worm
Fish hook
Fishing rod
Fishing tackle
Flapdoodle
Flesh bat
Flesh cigar
Flesh enema
Flesh flute
Submitted by anonymous
Flesh hoagie
Flesh injection
Flesh maggot
Flesh missile
Flesh pistol
Flesh rocket
Flesh tornado
Flesh trumpet
Flesh twinkie
Fleshbone
Fleshy Winnebago
Flip-flap
Fluid spitter
Foaming beef probe
Fondo worm
Foo-foo
Foofer (Foof)
Fool sticker
Footlong
Frankfurter
Freddy firehose
Freddy fish monger
Free willy
fresh meat
Frigamajig
Frightful Hog
Fuck ferret
Fuck flute
Fuck puppet
Fuck stick
Fuckpole
Fuckstick
Fudgebar
Fudgepacker
Full meal
Fun gun
Fun stick
Fun truncheon
Fury
Fuzzbuster
G
Gadget
Gag mallet
Gap stopper
Gash mallet
Gear shift
General
German soldier
gherkin
Giant-sized man-thing
Giggle Stick
Gimmer stick
Girthy McGirth
Submitted by anonymous
Girthy sausage
Giving Tree
Gleaming love sword
Glo worm
Gluestick
Godzilla
Goo pipe
Goober
Governor
Granite edifice
Gravy maker
Great pyramid
Grinding tool
Grissel stick
Gummi worm
Gun
Gushin' Prussian
Gut buster
Gut stick
Gut tappa
Gut wrench
H
Hair splitter
Hairy acorn
Hairy bagpipes
Hairy Houdini
Hairy pencil
Hairy scary and the two bald men
Hairy snake
Ham roll
Hammer of Thor
Hampton
Handfucker
Handgun
Handwarmer
Handy andy
Hang down
Hang-lo
Hanging Chad
Hanging hag
Hanging Johnny
Happy camper
Happy Harry Hard-on
Happy worm
Submitted by anonymous
Hard-on
Hardware
Harry
Harry & the Hendersons
Harry hot dog
He who must be obeyed
He-ham
He-man sword
Heat-seeking missile
Heat-seeking moisture missile
Heavy hitter
Helmet Head
Helmet man
Herbie
Herculean lizard
Hercules
Herman the one-eyed German
Hidden treasure
High pressure vein cane
Him-hang
His Eminence
His majesty
His rig
Hog
Hog leg
Hole cork
Holy poker
Holy water sprinkler
Homer
Submitted by Allan
Homewrecker
Homo Erectus
Honeypot cleaver
Honeystick
Honk the Magic Goose
Hoo hoo
Hooded warrior
Hooty hoo
Horse-necked clam
Hose
Hostess twinkie
Hot beef injection
Hot beef injector
Hot dog
Hot popsicle
Submitted by anonymous
Hot rod Harvey
Hot stick
Hot tamale
Hugo
Hum-diddler
Humongo
Hump-pump
Submitted by Lovrboy
Hung Wei Lo
Hymen hammer
I
I-Pud
ICBM
Submitted by anonymous
Ice cream machine
Impregnator
Incredible bulk
Inflatable iron
Injection erection
Instant sex drive lever
Internal spinal massager
Intrusion protrusion
Invincible man
Iron horse
Iron rod
Submitted by gringoleo
Italian stallion
Itty bitty meat
Ivan the Terrible
Ivory shaft
J
Jack in the box
Jack Kerouwacker
Jackhammer
Jake the one-eyed snake
Javelin
Jellyfish
Jibberstick
Jigger
Jiggling bone
Jim and the twins
Jiminy Cricket
Jimmer jammer
Jimmy
Jimmy Dean
Jimmy Wriggler
Jing jang
Jingle bone
Jive sausage
Jizz syringe
Jizz whiz
Jizzooka
Jockey stick
John
John Thomas
John Thursday
Johnny Cockrane
Johnny Come Early
Johnson
Joint
JoJo the circus clown
Jolly green giant
Jolly jellybean
Joy stick
Submitted by daPenisKing
Joybuzzer
Joyprong
Joystick
Julio
Junior
Junior burger
Junk
K
Kaptain Kielbasa
Ken cracker
Kentucky horn
Kentucky telescope
Kick stand
Kickstand
Kidney cracker
Kidney scraper
Kidney wiper
Kielbasa
King
King Dingaling
King Dong
Submitted by anonymous
King Leer
Kipper ripper
Knee knocker
Knob
Knowledge stick
Kojak
Komodo dragon
Kong
Kosher pickle
Kunna
Submitted by haha naaaw
L
Lady dagger
Lance of love
Lance Wyoming
Lap Rocket
Lap rope
Last action hero
Leader of the sack
Leaky faucet
Leaky hose
Leaning tower
Leather lollipop
Lewinski lunch
Licorice stick
Life preserver
Lil buddy
Lil Mr.
Lincoln log
Lingam
Lipstick
Little admiral
Little bastard
Little Billy
Little bishop in a turtle neck
Little Bob
Little brother
Little Colonel
Little Dickie
Little Dutch boy
Little Elvis
Little engine that could
Little friend
Little gator
Little guy
Submitted by andi
Little Jesus
Little Johnny
Little Juan
Little man
Little man downstairs
Little Pete
Little shepherd boy
Little slugger
Little Willy
Littlest traffic cop
Live sausage
Lizard
Lobster
Log
Lollipop
Long Dong Silver
Long John
Long Tom
Longfellow
Longrod Von Hugenstein
Lord Hardwick
Lord Plumber
Louisville plugger
Louisville slugger
Love gun
Submitted by climax
Love leg
Love log
Love lollipop
Love meat
Love muscle
Love pole
Love pump
Love sausage
Love shaft
Love stick
Love sub
Love sword
Love thruster
Love torpedo
Love train
Love truncheon
Love wand
Love weasel
Love whistle
Love-n-ator
Lucky charm
Lucky Chucky
Lunch
Lunchmeat truncheon
Lund
Submitted by anonymous
Lung disturber
Lung puncturer
Luscious lollipop
M
Magenta mushroom
Magic Johnson
Magic member
Magic stick
Magic wand
Main vein
Major Manchowder
Major woody
Male organ
Mama's Leash
Man axe
Man cannon
Man hammer
Man in the pink helmet
Man loaf
Man log
Man meat
Man muscle
Submitted by anonymous
Man pipe
Man plow
Man pole
Man root
Man-dingler
Man-milk dispenser
Man-sized manicotti
Manchild
Mandingo
Mangina
Mangroin
Manhood
Manimal
Manoy
Manroot
Submitted by anonymous
Marriage tackle
Marrowbone
Massive missile of love
Master blaster
Master John Goodfellow
Master of ceremonies
Master Wang
Master's pincushion
Mayonnaise cannon
Mayonnaise pistol
Maypole
McStiffy
Meat
Meat and two veg
Meat balloon
Meat bat
Meat cigar
Meat enema
Meat flute
Meat hammer
Meat harp
Meat Maelstrom
Meat missile
Meat mushroom
Meat musket
Meat pee pee
Meat pipe
Meat pole
Meat popsicle
Meat puppet
Meat skewer
Meat speculum
Meat stick
Meat straw
Meat tampon
Meat thermometer
Meat train
Meat twinkie
Meat whistle
Meat wrench
Meatsicle
Meaty cudgel
Meaty internal spine support
Meaty tongue depressor
Melon baster
Member
Menstrual miner
Midas
Middle leg
Middle stump
Midnight wangler
Mighty anaconda
Mighty Dolan
Mighty Joe Young
Mighty monkey
Mighty python of love
Mighty Thor
Milk cannon
Submitted by bozo
Milk man
Submitted by climax
Milky cannon
Submitted by bozo
Mini Me
Mini-me
Mister
Mister Clean
Submitted by anonymous
Mister happy
Moby Dick
Mojo
Molten mushroom
Monkey
Monkey tamer
Monkeymaker
Monster
Morning glory
Morning muscle
Moses
Mr Johnson and the juice crew
Mr. Bendy
Mr. Big
Mr. Bigglesworth
Mr. Bo
Mr. Boing Boing
Mr. Bojangles
Mr. Bozack
Mr. Clean
Mr. Disappointment
Mr. Eel-y
Mr. Friendly
Mr. Giggles
Mr. Good Bar
Mr. Happy
Mr. Jiggle Daddy
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Matey
Mr. Merrymaker
Mr. Microphone
Mr. Mouth Missle
Mr. Mushroom head
Mr. Pee-pee
Mr. Peepers
Mr. Plumpy
Mr. Potato Head
Mr. President
Mr. Rogers
Mr. Salami
Mr. Sniffles
Mr. Wiggles
Mr. Wigglestick
Mr. Wiggly
Mr. Wiggly Flops
Mr. Willy
Mr. Winky
Mr. Wobbly
Muff marauder
Muff mole
Muffin butterer
Mule
Murky Lurker
Muscle of love
Mushroom head
Mushroom on a stick
Mushroom-tipped love dart
Mushroom-tipped man sword
Mutton
Mutton dagger
Mutton javelin
Mutton pole
My guy
N
Nail
Naked sword
Submitted by TheRod
Navajo hogan
Nebuchadnezzar
Needle
Niagara Balls
Night stick
Nightcrawler
Nimrod
Nine inch knocker
Noodle
Nudger
Nuke
Nut cannon
O
Ol' one-eye
Old Blind Bob
Old boy
Old chap
Old Drizzly
Old faithful
Old Fella
Old fellow
Old man
Old slimy
Oliver Twist
One trick poney
One-eyed bath tub eel
One-eyed blue-vein
One-eyed cave dweller
One-eyed custard chucker
One-eyed Fred
One-eyed giant
One-eyed gopher
One-eyed hip snake
One-eyed monster
One-eyed snake
One-eyed sperm spitting bed snake
One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed Willy
One-eyed wonder worm
One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout
Organic dildo
P
Pajama python
Pantaconda
Submitted by bozo
Peacemaker
Pebbles and Bam Bam
Pecker
Pedacle
Pedro
Pee pee
Pee stick
Pee Wee Herman
Penicorn
Submitted by climax
Penis
Pennis the Menace
Peter
Phallus
Piece of pork
Piggy
Pink oboe
Pink seeking muscle
Pink torpedo
Pipe
Piss weasle
Pleasure stick
Pocket rocket
Submitted by climax
Pogo stick
Poka her hontas
Pole
Pope
Pope John Pole III
Pork sword
Porksickle
PP
President Johnson
Prick
Princess Tiny Meat
Private part
Prong
Pud
Submitted by mack
Pumping iron
Purple Headed Womb Warrior
Purple turkey baster
Purple-headed trouser snake
Purple-headed yogurt flinger
Purple-helmeted warrior of love
Pussy plunger
Pussy pounder
R
Ramburglar
Reamer
Red hot poker
Richard and the twins
Richard Cranium
Submitted by Saz
Rocket of lust
Rod
Root
Rose Head
Submitted by Jim
Round steak
Roundhead
Russle, russle, the love muscle
S
Salami
Salami Train
Submitted by Sazq
Salty dog
Sausage
Scepter of Sordidness
Schlong
Schmuck
Schtuppopolis
Schwanz
Schwartz
Senor Happy
Sergeant Major
Serpent
Sex pistol
Sex toy
Shaft
Shlong
Shlong weiner
Short arm
Sixth Beatle
Skin flute
Slim Jim
Slim reaper
Slug
Snake
Snappy beefstick
Snuffelufagus
Sorcerer's apprentice
Sour cream rifle
Spam javelin
Spelunking sausage
Spit shooter
Spooey McGoo
Spunk pole
Spunk stick
Spurt Reynolds
Squinty Blowpop
Stallion
Standing hampton
Stanley
Steak flavored lollipop
Stick
Stick shift
Sticky shooter
Stiff one-eye
Stiff sausage
Stiffy
Stink hammer
Stomach wrench
Strawberry snake
Stretch Johnson
Stretchy and the twins
Strumpet thumper
Stubby
stumpy
Sugar stick
Super soaker
Superschlong of love
Suspect
Sweet meat
Swelling mushroom
Swizzle stick
Swollen blood bomber
T
Taco warmer
Tadger
Tally wacker
Submitted by le_chasseur
Tallywhacker
Tankslapper
Tapioca sprinkler
Tassle
Teeter
Tennessee throatwarmer
Tent peg
Tent pole
test
Texas trout banger
Thadge navigator
That place where my husband keeps his brain
The Naughtiest Cardinal
the other head
The plumber
Submitted by pussy 1000
Thing(y)
Thingamabob
Third arm of justice
Third leg
Thomas
Thor's hammer
Three inch punisher
Thrill drill
Throat choker
Throat spackler
Throbber
Throbbing blood sword
Throbbing horsecock
Throbbing python of love
Thrusting machine
Thumper
Thunderstick
Tickle pickle
Tickle tail
Tickle Toby
Tiddlywinker
Tingler
Tinkie Winkie
Tiny Elvis
Tiny Tim
Titan missile
Titmouse
Tockley
Todger
Tom Jones
Tom Slick
Tommy Tallywacker
Tonk
Tonka
Tonsil Tickler
Tonsil toothbrush
Tony the Hustler
Tool
Tool of the Patriarchy
Tootsie roll
Torch of Cupid
Totem pole
Toto, the tummy twister
Tower of power
Toy for twats
Toys for twats
Tree of life
Trembling torpedo
Trombone
Troublemaker
Trouser flute
Trouser hawg
Trouser mouse
trouser snake
Trouser tortoise
Submitted by anonymous
Trouser trombone
trouser trout
Trout baster
Trout tickler
True cross
Tuba
Tube steak
Tummy banana
Tummy buster
Tuna baster
Tuna fisher
Tuna torpedo
Tunnel tickler
Turd burglar
Turgid member
Turkey neck
Turtle
Twat expander
Twat tickler
Twat torpedo
Twat torquer
Twat washer
Tweeder
Twig
Twig and berries
Twinkie
Twizzler of Love
Two pebbles and a twig
Two pounds of swinging meat
Two-legged sword
U
Ugly brother
Ugly stick
Uncle Chunk
Uncle Dick
Uncle Reamus
Uncle Richard
Uncle Spunk
Uncle Throbby
Uncle Wiggly
Unemployed
Unit
Upright citizen
Upright organ
Upright uncle
Uterus unicorn
V
Vagina miner
Vaginal depth detector
Vaginal dilator
Vaginal explorer
Submitted by gringoleo
Vein-laden meat pipe
Vein-laden meat stick
Veinous Maximus
Veiny bangstick
Verga
Vertical dangler
Verve pipe
Very dear friend of mine
Viagra baby
Vicious dink
Vienna sausage
Virile member
Viscount of veins
Vlad the Impaler
Vomit rod
Vomiting dummy
W
Wacker
Waldo
Walloper
Wally
Wand of light
Wang
Wang dudle
Wanger
Wanker
Wanker spanker
War hammer
Water spout
Wazoo
Weapon of ass destruction
Weapon of mass destruction
Wedding finger
Wedding tackle
Wedding wrecker
Wedge bone
Wee wee
Wee Willy Winky
Wee wonder stick
Wee-wee
Ween
Weenie
Weiner
Weinie
Wenis
Wet willy
Whamadoodle
Whammy bar
Whanger
Whisker slitter
Whistle
Whistle stick
Who who
Whopper
Whore hammer
Whore monger
Whore pipe
Whore thermometer
Wick
Wicked scepter
Widget
wiener
Wife and kids
Wife's best friend
Submitted by daPenisKing
Wigga wagga
Wiggedy wang
Wiggity wang
Wiggle stick
Wiggling worm
Wilbert
Wilbur
Willard
Willy
Willy the milk spewer
Willy the One Eye Bald-Headed Midget
Submitted by raymond
Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
Willy Wonka
Wing-wang
Winkie
Winkster
Winky
Winnie the cock
Wobbly warhead
womb broom
Womb hammer
Womb raider
Womb scud
Womb warrior
Wonder down under
Wonder weiner
Wonder wick
Wonder worm
Wong
Wonga
Wood
Woodle
Woody
Wookie
Worm
Wormy McJuicemaker
Wriggling pole
Wrinklebeast
X
Xcaliber
Y
Yam
Yang
Ying yang
Yippie Rod
Yogurt gun
Yogurt hose
Yogurt shooter
Yogurt slinger
Yul
Yum-yum
Yummy hummer
Yung the Hung
Z
Zamboner
Zamboni baloney
Zapper wrench
Zinger
Zipper Ripper
Zipper trout
Zipper wookie
Zizi
Zoobbrick
Zorker