The Dicktionary (E to J)
E
E.T.'s Stinkfinger
Early riser
Earthworm Jim
Easy rider
Egg roll
Eight inches of blunt fury
Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus
El Capitan
El Presidente
Elastic plastic
Elephant trunk
Elmer the glue shooter
Elvis
Engine cranker
Equipment
Everlasting gob-dropper
Every-other-time
Excalibur
Submitted by gringoleo
Excreting eel
Executive staff member
F
Faja
Submitted by john doe
Fallopian fiddler
Family jewels
Submitted by anonymous
Fandangle
Fandangled mandangler
Fang
Fat Albert
Fat finger
Fat Johnson
Ferret
Fetus feeler
Fiddle bow
Fiddle stick
Fire breathing dragon
Fire hose
Fire rod
Fireman Ed
Firm worm
Fish hook
Fishing rod
Fishing tackle
Flapdoodle
Flesh bat
Flesh cigar
Flesh enema
Flesh flute
Submitted by anonymous
Flesh hoagie
Flesh injection
Flesh maggot
Flesh missile
Flesh pistol
Flesh rocket
Flesh tornado
Flesh trumpet
Flesh twinkie
Fleshbone
Fleshy Winnebago
Flip-flap
Fluid spitter
Foaming beef probe
Fondo worm
Foo-foo
Foofer (Foof)
Fool sticker
Footlong
Frankfurter
Freddy firehose
Freddy fish monger
Free willy
fresh meat
Frigamajig
Frightful Hog
Fuck ferret
Fuck flute
Fuck puppet
Fuck stick
Fuckpole
Fuckstick
Fudgebar
Fudgepacker
Full meal
Fun gun
Fun stick
Fun truncheon
Fury
Fuzzbuster
G
Gadget
Gag mallet
Gap stopper
Gash mallet
Gear shift
General
German soldier
gherkin
Giant-sized man-thing
Giggle Stick
Gimmer stick
Girthy McGirth
Submitted by anonymous
Girthy sausage
Giving Tree
Gleaming love sword
Glo worm
Gluestick
Godzilla
Goo pipe
Goober
Governor
Granite edifice
Gravy maker
Great pyramid
Grinding tool
Grissel stick
Gummi worm
Gun
Gushin' Prussian
Gut buster
Gut stick
Gut tappa
Gut wrench
H
Hair splitter
Hairy acorn
Hairy bagpipes
Hairy Houdini
Hairy pencil
Hairy scary and the two bald men
Hairy snake
Ham roll
Hammer of Thor
Hampton
Handfucker
Handgun
Handwarmer
Handy andy
Hang down
Hang-lo
Hanging Chad
Hanging hag
Hanging Johnny
Happy camper
Happy Harry Hard-on
Happy worm
Submitted by anonymous
Hard-on
Hardware
Harry
Harry & the Hendersons
Harry hot dog
He who must be obeyed
He-ham
He-man sword
Heat-seeking missile
Heat-seeking moisture missile
Heavy hitter
Helmet Head
Helmet man
Herbie
Herculean lizard
Hercules
Herman the one-eyed German
Hidden treasure
High pressure vein cane
Him-hang
His Eminence
His majesty
His rig
Hog
Hog leg
Hole cork
Holy poker
Holy water sprinkler
Homer
Submitted by Allan
Homewrecker
Homo Erectus
Honeypot cleaver
Honeystick
Honk the Magic Goose
Hoo hoo
Hooded warrior
Hooty hoo
Horse-necked clam
Hose
Hostess twinkie
Hot beef injection
Hot beef injector
Hot dog
Hot popsicle
Submitted by anonymous
Hot rod Harvey
Hot stick
Hot tamale
Hugo
Hum-diddler
Humongo
Hump-pump
Submitted by Lovrboy
Hung Wei Lo
Hymen hammer
I
I-Pud
ICBM
Submitted by anonymous
Ice cream machine
Impregnator
Incredible bulk
Inflatable iron
Injection erection
Instant sex drive lever
Internal spinal massager
Intrusion protrusion
Invincible man
Iron horse
Iron rod
Submitted by gringoleo
Italian stallion
Itty bitty meat
Ivan the Terrible
Ivory shaft
J
Jack in the box
Jack Kerouwacker
Jackhammer
Jake the one-eyed snake
Javelin
Jellyfish
Jibberstick
Jigger
Jiggling bone
Jim and the twins
Jiminy Cricket
Jimmer jammer
Jimmy
Jimmy Dean
Jimmy Wriggler
Jing jang
Jingle bone
Jive sausage
Jizz syringe
Jizz whiz
Jizzooka
Jockey stick
John
John Thomas
John Thursday
Johnny Cockrane
Johnny Come Early
Johnson
Joint
JoJo the circus clown
Jolly green giant
Jolly jellybean
Joy stick
Submitted by daPenisKing
Joybuzzer
Joyprong
Joystick
Julio
Junior
Junior burger
Junk