The Dicktionary (K to M)
K
Kaptain Kielbasa
Ken cracker
Kentucky horn
Kentucky telescope
Kick stand
Kickstand
Kidney cracker
Kidney scraper
Kidney wiper
Kielbasa
King
King Dingaling
King Dong
Submitted by anonymous
King Leer
Kipper ripper
Knee knocker
Knob
Knowledge stick
Kojak
Komodo dragon
Kong
Kosher pickle
Kunna
Submitted by haha naaaw
L
Lady dagger
Lance of love
Lance Wyoming
Lap Rocket
Lap rope
Last action hero
Leader of the sack
Leaky faucet
Leaky hose
Leaning tower
Leather lollipop
Lewinski lunch
Licorice stick
Life preserver
Lil buddy
Lil Mr.
Lincoln log
Lingam
Lipstick
Little admiral
Little bastard
Little Billy
Little bishop in a turtle neck
Little Bob
Little brother
Little Colonel
Little Dickie
Little Dutch boy
Little Elvis
Little engine that could
Little friend
Little gator
Little guy
Submitted by andi
Little Jesus
Little Johnny
Little Juan
Little man
Little man downstairs
Little Pete
Little shepherd boy
Little slugger
Little Willy
Littlest traffic cop
Live sausage
Lizard
Lobster
Log
Lollipop
Long Dong Silver
Long John
Long Tom
Longfellow
Longrod Von Hugenstein
Lord Hardwick
Lord Plumber
Louisville plugger
Louisville slugger
Love gun
Submitted by climax
Love leg
Love log
Love lollipop
Love meat
Love muscle
Love pole
Love pump
Love sausage
Love shaft
Love stick
Love sub
Love sword
Love thruster
Love torpedo
Love train
Love truncheon
Love wand
Love weasel
Love whistle
Love-n-ator
Lucky charm
Lucky Chucky
Lunch
Lunchmeat truncheon
Lund
Submitted by anonymous
Lung disturber
Lung puncturer
Luscious lollipop
M
Magenta mushroom
Magic Johnson
Magic member
Magic stick
Magic wand
Main vein
Major Manchowder
Major woody
Male organ
Mama's Leash
Man axe
Man cannon
Man hammer
Man in the pink helmet
Man loaf
Man log
Man meat
Man muscle
Submitted by anonymous
Man pipe
Man plow
Man pole
Man root
Man-dingler
Man-milk dispenser
Man-sized manicotti
Manchild
Mandingo
Mangina
Mangroin
Manhood
Manimal
Manoy
Manroot
Submitted by anonymous
Marriage tackle
Marrowbone
Massive missile of love
Master blaster
Master John Goodfellow
Master of ceremonies
Master Wang
Master's pincushion
Mayonnaise cannon
Mayonnaise pistol
Maypole
McStiffy
Meat
Meat and two veg
Meat balloon
Meat bat
Meat cigar
Meat enema
Meat flute
Meat hammer
Meat harp
Meat Maelstrom
Meat missile
Meat mushroom
Meat musket
Meat pee pee
Meat pipe
Meat pole
Meat popsicle
Meat puppet
Meat skewer
Meat speculum
Meat stick
Meat straw
Meat tampon
Meat thermometer
Meat train
Meat twinkie
Meat whistle
Meat wrench
Meatsicle
Meaty cudgel
Meaty internal spine support
Meaty tongue depressor
Melon baster
Member
Menstrual miner
Midas
Middle leg
Middle stump
Midnight wangler
Mighty anaconda
Mighty Dolan
Mighty Joe Young
Mighty monkey
Mighty python of love
Mighty Thor
Milk cannon
Submitted by bozo
Milk man
Submitted by climax
Milky cannon
Submitted by bozo
Mini Me
Mini-me
Mister
Mister Clean
Submitted by anonymous
Mister happy
Moby Dick
Mojo
Molten mushroom
Monkey
Monkey tamer
Monkeymaker
Monster
Morning glory
Morning muscle
Moses
Mr Johnson and the juice crew
Mr. Bendy
Mr. Big
Mr. Bigglesworth
Mr. Bo
Mr. Boing Boing
Mr. Bojangles
Mr. Bozack
Mr. Clean
Mr. Disappointment
Mr. Eel-y
Mr. Friendly
Mr. Giggles
Mr. Good Bar
Mr. Happy
Mr. Jiggle Daddy
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Matey
Mr. Merrymaker
Mr. Microphone
Mr. Mouth Missle
Mr. Mushroom head
Mr. Pee-pee
Mr. Peepers
Mr. Plumpy
Mr. Potato Head
Mr. President
Mr. Rogers
Mr. Salami
Mr. Sniffles
Mr. Wiggles
Mr. Wigglestick
Mr. Wiggly
Mr. Wiggly Flops
Mr. Willy
Mr. Winky
Mr. Wobbly
Muff marauder
Muff mole
Muffin butterer
Mule
Murky Lurker
Muscle of love
Mushroom head
Mushroom on a stick
Mushroom-tipped love dart
Mushroom-tipped man sword
Mutton
Mutton dagger
Mutton javelin
Mutton pole
My guy