The Dicktionary (N to P)
N
Nail
Naked sword
Submitted by TheRod
Navajo hogan
Nebuchadnezzar
Needle
Niagara Balls
Night stick
Nightcrawler
Nimrod
Nine inch knocker
Noodle
Nudger
Nuke
Nut cannon
O
Ol' one-eye
Old Blind Bob
Old boy
Old chap
Old Drizzly
Old faithful
Old Fella
Old fellow
Old man
Old slimy
Oliver Twist
One trick poney
One-eyed bath tub eel
One-eyed blue-vein
One-eyed cave dweller
One-eyed custard chucker
One-eyed Fred
One-eyed giant
One-eyed gopher
One-eyed hip snake
One-eyed monster
One-eyed snake
One-eyed sperm spitting bed snake
One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed Willy
One-eyed wonder worm
One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout
Organic dildo
P
Pajama python
Pantaconda
Submitted by bozo
Peacemaker
Pebbles and Bam Bam
Pecker
Pedacle
Pedro
Pee pee
Pee stick
Pee Wee Herman
Penicorn
Submitted by climax
Penis
Pennis the Menace
Peter
Phallus
Piece of pork
Piggy
Pink oboe
Pink seeking muscle
Pink torpedo
Pipe
Piss weasle
Pleasure stick
Pocket rocket
Submitted by climax
Pogo stick
Poka her hontas
Pole
Pope
Pope John Pole III
Pork sword
Porksickle
PP
President Johnson
Prick
Princess Tiny Meat
Private part
Prong
Pud
Submitted by mack
Pumping iron
Purple Headed Womb Warrior
Purple turkey baster
Purple-headed trouser snake
Purple-headed yogurt flinger
Purple-helmeted warrior of love
Pussy plunger
Pussy pounder