The Dicktionary (Q to T)
R
Ramburglar
Reamer
Red Barron
Red hot poker
Richard and the twins
Richard Cranium
Submitted by Saz
Rocket of lust
Rod
Root
Rose Head
Submitted by Jim
Round steak
Roundhead
Russle, russle, the love muscle
S
Saber
Submitted by Damon Bane
Salami
Salami Train
Submitted by Sazq
Salty dog
Sarpanch
Submitted by raj
Sausage
Scepter of Sordidness
Schlong
Schmuck
Schtuppopolis
Schwanz
Schwartz
Schwong
Senor Happy
Sergeant Major
Serpent
Sex pistol
Sex toy
Shaft
Shlong
Shlong weiner
Short arm
Sixth Beatle
Skin flute
Slim Jim
Slim reaper
Slug
Snake
Snappy beefstick
Snuffelufagus
Sorcerer's apprentice
Sour cream rifle
South Indian Black Cobra
Submitted by MrPunjabi
Spam javelin
Spelunking sausage
Spit shooter
Spooey McGoo
Spunk pole
Spunk stick
Spurt Reynolds
Squinty Blowpop
Squirmin' Hermin the One Eyed German
Submitted by Sam
Squirt Gun
Stallion
Standing hampton
Stanley
Steak flavored lollipop
Stick
Stick shift
Sticky shooter
Stiff one-eye
Stiff sausage
Stiffy
Stink hammer
Stomach wrench
Strawberry snake
Stretch Johnson
Stretchy and the twins
Strumpet thumper
Stubby
stumpy
Sugar stick
Super Shooter
Submitted by Boi2PlowDFW
Super soaker
Superschlong of love
Suspect
Sweet meat
Swelling mushroom
Swizzle stick
Swollen blood bomber
T
Taco warmer
Tadger
Tally wacker
Submitted by le_chasseur
Tallywhacker
Tamil Toe
Submitted by MrPunjabi
Tandoori Three-Incher
Submitted by PappuBhatia
Tandoori Thumb
Submitted by SantaSingh
Tankslapper
Tapioca sprinkler
Tassle
Teeter
Telingana Black Snake
Submitted by MrPunjabi
Tennessee throatwarmer
Tent peg
Tent pole
Terrible Tamil Toe
Submitted by MrPunjabi
test
Texas trout banger
Thadge navigator
That place where my husband keeps his brain
The Naughtiest Cardinal
the other head
The plumber
Submitted by pussy 1000
Thing(y)
Thingamabob
Third arm of justice
Third leg
Thomas
Thor's hammer
Three inch punisher
Thrill drill
Throat choker
Throat spackler
Throbber
Throbbing blood sword
Throbbing horsecock
Throbbing python of love
Thrusting machine
Thumper
Thunderstick
Tickle pickle
Tickle tail
Tickle Toby
Tiddlywinker
Tingler
Tinkerbell
Tinkie Winkie
Tiny Elvis
Tiny Tim
Titan missile
Titmouse
Tockley
Todger
Tom Jones
Tom Slick
Tommy Tallywacker
Tonk
Tonka
Tonsil Tickler
Tonsil toothbrush
Tony the Hustler
Tool
Tool of the Patriarchy
Tootsie roll
Torch of Cupid
Totem pole
Toto, the tummy twister
Tower of power
Toy for twats
Toys for twats
Tree
Tree of life
Trembling torpedo
Trombone
Troublemaker
Trouser flute
Trouser hawg
Trouser mouse
trouser snake
Trouser tortoise
Submitted by anonymous
Trouser trombone
trouser trout
Trout baster
Trout tickler
True cross
Tuba
Tube steak
Tummy banana
Tummy buster
Tuna baster
Tuna fisher
Tuna torpedo
Tunnel tickler
Turd burglar
Turgid member
Turkey neck
Turtle
Twat expander
Twat tickler
Twat torpedo
Twat torquer
Twat washer
Tweeder
Twig
Twig and berries
Twinkie
Twizzler of Love
Two pebbles and a twig
Two pounds of swinging meat
Two-legged sword