The Dicktionary (U to Z)
U
Ugly brother
Ugly stick
Uncle Chunk
Uncle Dick
Uncle Reamus
Uncle Richard
Uncle Spunk
Uncle Throbby
Uncle Wiggly
Unemployed
Unit
Upright citizen
Upright organ
Upright uncle
Uterus unicorn
V
Vagina miner
Vaginal depth detector
Vaginal dilator
Vaginal explorer
Submitted by gringoleo
Vein-laden meat pipe
Vein-laden meat stick
Veinous Maximus
Veiny bangstick
Verga
Vertical dangler
Verve pipe
Very dear friend of mine
Viagra baby
Vicious dink
Vienna sausage
Virile member
Viscount of veins
Vlad the Impaler
Vomit rod
Vomiting dummy
W
Wacker
Waldo
Walloper
Wally
Wand of light
Wang
Wang dudle
Wanger
Wanker
Wanker spanker
War hammer
Water spout
Wazoo
Weapon of ass destruction
Weapon of mass destruction
Wedding finger
Wedding tackle
Wedding wrecker
Wedge bone
Wee wee
Wee Willy Winky
Wee wonder stick
Wee-wee
Ween
Weenie
Weiner
Weinie
Wenis
Wet willy
Whamadoodle
Whammy bar
Whanger
Whisker slitter
Whistle
Whistle stick
Who who
Whopper
Whore hammer
Whore monger
Whore pipe
Whore thermometer
Wick
Wicked scepter
Widget
wiener
Wife and kids
Wife's best friend
Submitted by daPenisKing
Wigga wagga
Wiggedy wang
Wiggity wang
Wiggle stick
Wiggling worm
Wilbert
Wilbur
Willard
Willy
Willy the milk spewer
Willy the One Eye Bald-Headed Midget
Submitted by raymond
Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
Willy Wonka
Wing-wang
Winkie
Winkster
Winky
Winnie the cock
Wobbly warhead
womb broom
Womb hammer
Womb raider
Womb scud
Womb warrior
Wonder down under
Wonder weiner
Wonder wick
Wonder worm
Wong
Wonga
Wood
Woodle
Woody
Wookie
Worm
Wormy McJuicemaker
Wriggling pole
Wrinklebeast
X
Xcaliber
Y
Yam
Yang
Ying yang
Yippie Rod
Yogurt gun
Yogurt hose
Yogurt shooter
Yogurt slinger
Yul
Yum-yum
Yummy hummer
Yung the Hung
Z
Zamboner
Zamboni baloney
Zapper wrench
Zinger
Zipper Ripper
Zipper trout
Zipper wookie
Zizi
Zoobbrick
Zorker